Ideal World

We have the 1972 edition of The Ungame, which is like the board game equivalent of a conversation pit. No winners or losers, no set time. Just cards that get you to talk – cheap group therapy for families. A few of Miles’ cherry answers from tonight’s “session”:

Q: What is beauty?
A: When all the species go extinct from global warming, the world will still be full of beautiful plants.

Q: If you had to move and could only take three things?
A: Lego supply, cookie supply, and my nice cushy bed.

Q: What makes you feel lonely?
A: I feel lonely when everyone else in my class knows what to do and I don’t.

Q: What’s an ideal world?
A: In an ideal world I’d be surrounded by aliens and flying cars.

Q: What really turns you off?
A: Nothing. Can I take another card?

DIY Chess Set

Over the past week, Miles and I have spent our evenings sketching out and making our own chess set, using Crayola’s borderline surreal synthetic clay-like substance Model Magic (we bought it in bulk at a craft supply store). It’s really weird stuff – feels light, almost like foam or fluffernutter. It stiffens up after a few days, but never gets completely hard. Easy to work with, super clean.

We decided to each design and create our own side of the chess board, but helped each other with some bits. Miles is a brilliant chess player at age 9, and it takes some serious concentration to not be beaten by him – he seems to see every possibility, every opening. Either that or I’m oblivious. Finally had our first real game with our new set last night and he kicked my butt!

Fun project.

Flickr set

Abandoned Cabins

Wonderful day hiking backwoods Pioneer, CA with Dad, where we discovered an old abandoned cabin in the woods. Appeared to have been built in the 1920s and last occupied in the 1960s. Haunting, sad, beautiful, and scattered through with interesting junk. A poster showing all the presidents shows that JFK was still in power when someone last lived there. Outdoor shower powered by old riveted boilers, an unopened box of Kleenex from the 1950s, spiderwebs coming out of the taps, a dead bat in the sink… the place was visually amazing.

Boiler

Flickr set

New Kittens

After too many years with just one cat, who is lovely but quite old and inactive, mute, and seldom friendly, today we adopted a pair of kittens from a foster mother who had rescued them from Berkeley Animal Shelter. The house has come alive! Miles loves them. They came with a great pair of names – Mustachio and Carissa – but the names may change, we’re not sure yet. Need to live with them for a bit before we know for sure. Looking forward to many great years with these two!

Flickr set

Miles and Jackson Make a Potion

Potion ingredients, by Miles

(I do not know what effect this potion is supposed to have, but I’m sure it’s powerful).

  • One drop of sap from euphorbia lambia
  • Jackson’s spit
  • Miles’ spit
  • Some mint sun tea
  • Water
  • Cat food ground into a powder
  • Microwaved Ivory soap ground into a powder
  • Dirt
  • Wax from a candle
  • Sand from the beetle cage

Here’s the xtranormal video version of this recipe:

Potion ingredients, by Miles and Jackson
by: shacker5

Gull Lake 2011

Having an amazing experience on vacation in Minnesota with wife’s family. Geocaching, kayaking, biking, eating, swimming, frisbee, all that excellent summer stuff. Did I mention eating? Lots of great eating. Just grilled some flank steak in a soy/ginger/wasabi marinade. Lots of love in these parts. Rented a jet ski the other day on Gull Lake and had an incredible time – it’s the loudest, most obnoxious, most FUN thing you can possibly do on a lake. Super intense geocaching experience yesterday on a bicycle, riding the trails through MN swamps. Climbing trees, wading through knee-deep swamps and reeds up to the top of my head. Getting cut up, stung up, sweating up a storm, just loving life.

Totally relaxing when not jammed up with one great experience after the next. The nieces and nephews are growing up so fast. We just saw one of the eldest off on her missionary trip to Haiti where she’ll be staying two weeks, delivering food and medicine. So proud of her.

Some pics from the last few days: (or see Flickr set here).

Miles on the Cigar Box Uke

No, he’s not really into playing (much more into piano) but one day he did decide to doff my hat and jam with the cigar box. Managed to grab this excellent frame from a set of blurry grabs (which would probably work very well in an animated gif, hmmm).

Anti-Gravity Research Water Bottle Rocket

On recommendation of a co-worker, recently ordered the Skylab Water Rocket kit from Anti-Gravity Research. Got around to assembling it on a beautiful June day, accompanied by Miles and one of his friends. Downloadable instructions were super detailed with great pictures. Hardest part, of course, was finding a 2-liter pop bottle (who goes through that much soda, anyway?) I took a nip, and the rest went down the drain. The rest of the build was straightforward – snip off the retainer ring near the neck, attach the bumper with rubber bands (included), assemble the fins, and attach the guide tube (which slides over a stick to ensure a true vertical launch).

The included fins were really my only complaint about the kit – they’re finicky to put together, and they pop off on impact with every flight. Covered in soapy water, they get slippery, which makes putting them back together even more of a noodle. Have written the company asking why they don’t do a one-piece fin assembly.

Put about 1/2″ of “fuel” (water with 10% dishwashing soap for an extra fizzy vapor trail) into the bottle, attach the high-thrust bottle cap adapter, slip on the fin assembly, and insert the air pressure nozzle. For safety, the kit comes with a 20-foot connector hose, which runs to an ordinary bicycle pump. Start jacking! Immediately, the soapy water creates a foam visible inside the bottle. A few strokes later, the bottle is bulging with pressurized foam.

Anti Gravity Research water rocket from Scot Hacker on Vimeo.

Pardon the bouncing camera as I was pumping with one hand and shooting with the other. Feel the expectation in the air? Love the kids’ commentary.

It’s impossible to know exactly when it’s going to go off – basically whenever the pressure-fit nozzle can no longer withstand the pressure of the foam. But when it does, holy mother of pearl! If I had to guess, I’d say the rocket flew between 100 and 125 straight into the air, majestic!

The 8-year-olds I was with weren’t able to pump hard enough to get it going so that remained a grown up job, but they were fully involved in the rest of the process, and love love loved it.

Recommended.

Update: I corresponded with Ken at Anti-Gravity, who saw this post and responded:

You estimated that the rocket had flown 100 to 125 feet up. If you pump quickly, the rocket will usually keep hanging on until about 60 or 70 pumps, and if the rocket has enough water in it (at these higher pressures it can carry up much more water without tipping over) the rocket can reach 400 feet altitude or more. In our development tests, using a high-strength bottle, the SkyLab has reached an altitude of 570 feet.

Yow!

Venus Fly Trap

Miles:

Do you think a venus fly trap has a brain? Plants are weird. How can anything grow that doesn’t have a brain? It’s as weird as the mystery of where the universe ends. My favorite god is the god of food. If you want to befriend the god of food you have to give him some food. The god of disgustingness wants some brain juice or a booger. The god of technology wants an oversized solar powered laptop.