Appointed by God

Jaw-dropping mini-collection of bilious quotations from the Christian right.

“If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.”
– Jerry Falwell

Or try this one on:

“God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.'” 
– Ann Coulter

I try to remind myself that these people are well-intentioned, but have trouble believing it sometimes.

Update: For the first 15 seconds you’ll be convinced forceministries.com is some kind of cruel joke. Then you’ll realize it’s not. The real cruel joke is the painful misunderstanding of Jesus’ message.

Music: Brian Eno and Jah Wobble :: Left Where It Fell

Racked Up

Xrack How hard can it be to slide a few servers into a cabinet? Took pretty much the entire day to rack up a UPS, X-Raid, and three X-Serves into an XRackPro2. From top to bottom, the J-School’s existing web server, fairly new streaming media server, brand new directory server/RAID controller, and 1.4 TB RAID-4 student/faculty storage system. Haven’t yet configured the RAID or directory server — will be working on that in the coming weeks. Huge leap forward – this half-height cabinet replaces a wall full of mostly x86/Windows servers.

Music: Brian Wilson :: Vega-Tables

Nowhere Images, Automator

Added 50 new “Images from Nowhere” (right column, rotated hourly). Had been saving them up for months to try out Automator, but the only Photoshop resize action I found turned out to be commercial rather than free, and the PS batch action I already had set up does a fine job anyway.

Did have good results using Automator to add hint tracks to a bunch of webcasts earlier this month. But even then, the shell script I had already created to automate the same task was faster and simpler to launch. Automator seems like a wonderful idea, but I’m having trouble coming up with real-world jobs for it… I think the big break will come when I need to process the same set of files in multiple applications. For example, a code cleanup I’m currently involved in could benefit by being able to pass the same set of files through both BBEdit and Dreamweaver. But Automator depends on having access to applications with the right hooks built in, and it may take a while for those to appear (BBEdit is ready, Dreamweaver is not).

Music: Severed Heads :: Goodbye Tonsils

Screwdriver Mode

Listening to Brian Eno talk about the creation of Another Day on Earth over the past few days. He spends some time meditating on the temptations that technology presents, and the balance he has to strike between using the technology compositionally vs. the danger of becoming seduced by it. Talks about how artists used recording studios in the 50s, before there was so much huge money in the industry and each hour of recording time was money out of musicians’ pockets (still true for independents today, though the equipment has changed). “First take best take” (Trungpa –> Kerouac) was much more common. Now we produce the hell out of everything. Overproduction a side effect of too much technology presenting too many choices.

The central problem of a musical piece may be the lyrics. But that problem is hard, and no one can solve it on the spot. So instead we start tweaking knobs, applying 177 effects to 19 guitar parts across 128 tracks, sidestepping the core weakness of the piece and distracting the listener’s attention from the song.

Comparison made to getting stuck on a piece of writing and starting to tweak the fonts, page layout, etc. rather than the piece. He calls this process “screwdriver mode.” The seductive garden paths of technological possibility.

I watched this happen with myself and the old birdhouse — originally using web technologies to create web art, then slowly finding myself spending more and more time exploring technologies without actually applying them.

We see the same tendency with digital photos and music collections – becoming obsessed with cataloguing, databasing, finding new ways to sift and sort, all taking attention from taking excellent photographs or really listening.

Distractions. Screwdriver mode. All of us susceptible to it, some more than others.

Music: The Fugs :: Nameless Voices Crying for Kindness

Clean Sync

As if Apple had read my mind (or read this post), iTunes 4.9 and the accompanying iPod updater released today addresses every single one of my sync frustrations. No more using an external RSS aggregator to subscribe to podcasts, transmit them into iTunes, and then into the iPod. No more manually removing casts I’ve already heard*. Suddenly it’s all tightly integrated, totally elegant, just works. How Apple of them. The new podcast directory built into the iTunes Music Store is pretty cool too, but has some growing to do.

* Actually this remains to be tested – there’s a preference that lets you tell iTunes to keep copies of all casts you haven’t yet heard. How “haven’t yet heard” is defined remains to be seen. I’m assuming that the 29MB iPod updater I just installed includes a mechanism for determining whether I’ve listened to a cast all the way through; on the next sync it should remove that cast from my hard disk as well.

Music: Sheldon Allman :: Space Opera

GIF Pronunciation Page

Finally, archaeological evidence for the correct pronunciation of the acronym “GIF.” Not sure about the claim that Mac users tend to say GIF and Windows users JIF — never noticed a correlation there, but it does lead to a great user comment on the site:

First of all let me say that Mac zealots should be rounded up into cattle cars, gassed to death and incinerated to make certain there is no remaining genetic material that might infect the rest of the gene pool. I group Mac-heads with NAMBLA, the flat earth society and regional militia. I say this merely to point out that how violently I would oppose aligning myself with this much confused group. However, there can be only one correct pronunciation of the acronym GIF. And that pronunciation begins with a hard G as you would find in the word “graphic”. Still have trouble forming the correct sound? Try this. Begin to say GIF as if you were saying the word “graphic”, abandon the final six letters as you slip into the acronym. GIF, there you’ve said it correctly.

I agree with this guy (about the pronunciation part), but will defer to the authors of the format and return to using “JIF” in pronunciation. Even if it’s wrong. Dammit.

Thanks baald

Music: Twink :: Cloud Watcher

Subwoofer Time Capsule

Cleaning out the office today, moving an old and buggy Cambridge SoundWorks sat-sub computer speaker system to the garage, heard a mysterious rattle from within. Shining a light down through it’s vent and tilting it side-to-side, spied a little race car and a few other unidentified objects. Uh-oh. Tried to shake them out, but the vent was shaped like a lobster trap — no way were these things coming out easily. Removed nine screws from backing plate, lifted out the crossover, uncovered following items:

– 2 Gerber pacifiers, extra small
– One blue/yellow Cheerios-branded race car
– One Canon lithium-ion digital camera battery

There was a period of about six months when Miles was half his current age when he loved to crawl around under my desk among the wires and cables — hasn’t done that for a long time. The size of the pacifier suck-plugs pegged the time of insertion at around 1.5 years ago (his mouth was smaller then). We had forgotten all about the Cheerios car. The missing camera battery had driven us crazy for months. “I know we couldn’t have lost it… it’s got to be around here somewhere…” Finally bought a new one. Now we have two, which is fine.

Somehow we found the discovery heartwarming. Love/hate his growing up, that he doesn’t do this kind of stuff anymore. It’s all about Tinkertoys and Bob the Builder now.

Music: The Astors :: In The Twilight Zone

robertaklugman.com

It’s interesting to see how differently people using Birdhouse Hosting services. Some set up a domain and do nothing with it for months (or ever). Others are heavy-hitters, consuming massive amounts of bandwidth and CPU. Some set up great sites with no interest in using email services, while others register domains for the sole purpose of email, with no interest in running a site.

Another interesting distinction: While most users handle email through a desktop mail client (some, like me, almost obsessive, always in search of the perfect mail app) and view webmail as an inconvenience one is forced to use when on the road or at an alien machine, I’ve come to accept that increasing numbers of people aren’t even aware that desktop mail clients exist. A lot of people — especially students, who float from machine to machine — live in webmail. Just explaining to some users that there is life beyond webmail can be tricky.

robertaklugman.com has been an email-only user for more than two years. Klugman was actually Birdhouse’s very first customer, and has been a heavy email user with no site to represent her food and wine marketing/promotion business. Today we set up something simple; more to come.

Music: Tom Zé :: Cartilha De Parceiros

Tear the Roof Off

votesolar.org: Each day, more energy falls to the earth from the sun’s rays than the total amount of energy the planet’s 5.9 billion inhabitants would consume in 27 years.

On June 1, the California Senate voted to pass the Million Solar Roofs bill by 28-3.

Salon: The bill would add a staggering 3,000 megawatts of solar capacity in the state — equivalent to the capacity of 10 average-size coal-fired power plants or two nuke plants, and more than 30 times the current installed solar capacity. That could make California the No. 1 solar market in the world, surpassing today’s top two biggest consumers of photovoltaic technology, Germany and Japan.

If this goes through, it could be the one great accomplishment of the beleaguered Schwarzenegger administration. But The Governator has created such a caustic climate that political infighting could lead to the bill’s demise before it ever goes into effect. Meanwhile, union pressure to stipulate wages for the technicians installing the panels could raise the cost of installation 30-40%, virtually killing the initiative. Get it together people.

Music: Don Cherry :: mu pt I – IV. Son Of The East