Washington Needs More Cowbell

Christopher Walken is preparing to run in the 2008 presidential campaign.

“Our great country is in a terrible downward spiral. We’re outsourcing jobs, bankrupting social security, and losing lives at war. We need to focus on what’s important– paying attention to our children, our citizens, our future. We need to think about improving our failing educational system, making better use of our resources, and helping to promote a stable, safe, and tolerant global society. It’s time to be smart about our politics. It’s time to get America back on track.”

No argument from me there, and I do think Walken would likely be a better untrained politician than Schwarzennegger, but I still don’t want an untrained politican running the country. Even if he does bring us more cowbell. Which we sorely need.

Music: Dexter Gordon :: Second Balcony Jump

Ministry of Reshelving

Culture jamming in bookstores: Avant Game has launched the Ministry of Reshelving project, which encourages people to visit bookstores and re-shelve incorrectly categorized books. Steps 3 & 4 in the reshelving guidelines:

3. Go to the bookstore and locate its copies of George Orwell’s 1984. Unless the Ministry of Reshelving has already visited this bookstore, it is probably currently incorrectly classified as “Fiction” or “Literature.”

4. Discreetly move all copies of 1984 to a more suitable section, such as “Current Events”, “Politics”, “History”, “True Crime”, or “New Non-Fiction.”

They also post a clarification on the site:

Note: this project is not a critique of bookstore culture, the state of the shelving industry, or even of pervasive government surveillance. It is merely an observation that 2 + 2 = 5, and 5 is no longer fiction.

Photos at Flickr.

Music: Zero 7 :: Spinning

Three-Armed Clown

Miles suddenly became very curious about what I did at work all day.

“Do you have lots of toys at your work?”

“Well, not really, but I do have a good time. Most of the time.”

“Do you have a park at your work?”

“No, but we have some grass where we can sit and eat lunch.”

“Are there a lot of kids to play with at your work?”

“Ummm, depends what you mean by kids.”

“Daddy, do you have a funny clown at your work with three arms?”

“See son, it’s like this…”

Music: Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band :: When Big Joan Sets Up

Alternate SMTP Port

ISPs are clamping down on port 25, preventing users from using 3rd-party SMTP servers such as Birdhouse’s, even with authentication. Some have even gone as far as requiring outbound mail to belong to a domain the ISP knows it controls. All a well-intentioned — but naive — attempt to thwart spammers.

Unfortunately, the trend makes it difficult for Birdhouse to offer SMTP services to a lot of customers. At this point, I simply recommend up front that people use their ISP’s SMTP for outgoing mail.

Now add to this the hassle of using a laptop and traveling from place to place — I hear from some customers who are changing their SMTP servers several times a day. And I hate recommending webmail because I myself hate webmail with a passion.

Solution: Birdhouse needs to open an alternate SMTP port, which people could use from anywhere. cPanel makes this easy to do, but the question is, which port to use for the SMTP alternate? In the first few hours of experimentation, have already discovered that SBC/Yahoo! also blocks port 26, which is the cPanel recommendation. In fact, some ISPs may be preventing their customers from using all non-standard ports.

mneptok helped to clarify the question: Need to choose a port that’s common enough to not be considered non-standard, but that we also don’t need for anything else. If you’re using one of the big commercial providers for connectivity and have found surprising ports blocked, let me know!

I remember in the early-mid-90s, it was still possible to find wide-open public mail relays, and it wasn’t even considered a problem. Now it’s hard even to use closed private relays. Doing business in a world full of bad guys is a drag.

Music: T.Rex :: Chariots of Silk

SeeSS

My friend Guy D2 just released a really nice Dashboard Widget for web developers — SeeSS gives you instant access to “all CSS1 & CSS2 (and some CSS3) properties with their values, examples, descriptions and other valuable info.”

After the initial “Wow!” factor of Dashboard wears off, you quickly start to separate the wheat from the chaff and pare down the collection. This is the kind of thing Dashboard was made for – useful info at your fingertips. I liked the distinction made between Dashboard and Spotlight made back at WWDC:

Spotlight – Find Stuff
Dashboard – Find Out Stuff

Though truth be known, 99% of my Dashboard use can be boiled down to punching F12 as I get out of the shower to see whether I can wear shorts to work.

Music: Bongos Ikwue :: Woman Made The Devil

Sunny Siberia

Speaking of methane, the UK Guardian reports frightening data on the thawing of Siberia.

The area, which covers the entire sub-Arctic region of western Siberia, is the world’s largest frozen peat bog and scientists fear that as it thaws, it will release billions of tonnes of methane, a greenhouse gas 20 times more potent than carbon dioxide, into the atmosphere.

The thaw may represent a “tipping point” of global warming both because of its scale and because of its role as part of a vicious cycle. The thawing is “undoubtedly” caused by human-driven global warming. But once triggered, the thawing itself spawns further warming.

“When you start messing around with these natural systems, you can end up in situations where it’s unstoppable. There are no brakes you can apply,” said David Viner, a senior scientist at the Climatic Research Unit at the University of East Anglia.

So while humans take warming risks by scrambling to mine methane for energy from the briny depths, nature’s methane stock may release itself uncontrollably… as a result of other human energy production activities. A spiral reactor.

Via Weblogsky

Music: Steve Turre :: Andromeda

Jack Shows Meg His Tesla Coil

Coffeeandcigarettes Got partway through Jim Jarmusch’s Coffee and Cigarettes tonight. Brief vignettes of people sitting around drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes, talking, being awkward, uncomfortable, going nowhere, living. Tom Waits and Iggy Pop (priceless meeting – who knew Iggy could be so sweet?), Steven Wright, Bill Murray, Steve Buscemi… everybody fits. In one scene, Jack White of the White Stripes is sitting in a cafe’ with ex-wife Meg (who is commonly thought of as his sister), homemade Tesla Coil sitting in a little red wagon beside him. Meg wants to know more. Won’t give away the rest. Cinematography is gorgeous, dialog typically Jarmusch. Boring and enthralling and totally beautiful.

Music: Buzzcocks :: Choices

Turntable Invention

Turntable Invention Constructed with assistance, but the idea was Miles’, wanting to put together toys from different toy microcosms (QuickTime). Starting to show lots of mechanical interest. Has a take-apart plastic airplane with big plastic screws, bolts, nuts and a power drill with removable attachment heads. Within a week learned to swap out the attachments, remember which way to flip the switch to screw screws either in or out, and to take apart the whole thing; can almost put it all together again by himself. He’s been a big help with the bathroom remodel too – sticks screwdrivers down the toilet drain hole, munges walls with a putty knife, sweeps up… couldn’t get the job done without him.

Music: Roland Kirk :: Sweet Fire

Triceradon

Miles-Triceradon Miles starts mixing up dinosaur names to keep himself entertained, playing with words. “Daddy, my favorite dinosaur is Triceradon!” Google Images to the rescue. We quickly pull down images of Triceratops and Pteranodon, collage them together into the beastie pictured. Miles is strangely unimpressed. The ability to Rip, Mix, Burn is neither novel nor amazing to him. It’s just The Way Life Is.

Music: Curtis Mayfield :: Now You’re Gone

Blogs and Mainstream Media

David Sifry posts an interesting chart comparing the number of inbound links (which are a strong measure of influence) to top blog and non-blog sites. Only Boing-Boing makes it into the top 10, but that puts it ahead of USA Today, Fox News, Reuters, SF Gate, Salon, and MTV. Other popular blogs are interleaved on the curve of influence with well-funded, heavily staffed, traditionally journalistic sites. Power to the people, or the death of journalism? Fascinating either way.

Music: Os Mutantes :: El Justiciero