Christopher Walken is preparing to run in the 2008 presidential campaign.
“Our great country is in a terrible downward spiral. We’re outsourcing jobs, bankrupting social security, and losing lives at war. We need to focus on what’s important– paying attention to our children, our citizens, our future. We need to think about improving our failing educational system, making better use of our resources, and helping to promote a stable, safe, and tolerant global society. It’s time to be smart about our politics. It’s time to get America back on track.”
No argument from me there, and I do think Walken would likely be a better untrained politician than Schwarzennegger, but I still don’t want an untrained politican running the country. Even if he does bring us more cowbell. Which we sorely need.
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Snopes is calling it a hoax but I’m disappointed to hear it. I think a terrifying, eccentric actor could be just the thing to catapult us over the abyss.
Dang. Why can’t I post anything these days that doesn’t have its credibility shot to crap in two scoots?
No. Cowbell. For. Me.