Bermuda Triangle Methane

Watching An Inconvenient Truth last night, amazed to learn about vast pockets of methane trapped under permafrost in Siberia — pockets that are increasingly being released into the atmosphere as the permafrost melts due to global warming. Since methane is a greenhouse gas, the releases are yet another “vicious cycle” contributor to global warming: more warming = more permafrost melting = more methane released = more warming.

Talking later about this cycle, Dad alerted me to theories about methane’s possible role in the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle. When methane pockets beneath the ocean floor are released (by excess pressure or the ocean floor being broken by seismic activity) they bubble up in huge columns. The column of bubbles have far less buoyancy than normal water, and a ship sitting atop one of these columns could literally plummet to the bottom of the sea (indeed, ships have been found at the bottom of the sea nestled into craters that could be explained by methane releases).

In addition, concentrations of less than 1% methane in the air has been shown to be capable of stopping piston engines in their tracks, due to oxygen starvation – which could account for the downing of airplanes in the area of a methane release (not sure how this would play out for jet engines).

There seems to be quite a bit of credible accounting for the theory out there, but also a fair bit of debunking. Not ready to call this one solved, but it is an intriguing theory.

Gathering Tubers

Old friend-turned-professional-semiotician (wait, that didn’t come out right) Scott Hamrah interviewed by n+1 about the transformation of the Payless Shoe Source logo from halloween garish to an exercise in tubular blandness:

Well, that’s true. Shoe shopping is like gathering tubers. Shoes are like potatoes … But I see it more as a sublimation of eating and of sex. I like women’s shoes a lot, personally. I’ve always said that if I could do it all over again, I’d be a women’s shoe designer … or a Nascar driver. Shoes are like cars; you slip into them. Anyway, as far as the colors of food go, I don’t buy that. I don’t believe in any of these neurological approaches or evolutionary ones either. These brain and gene studies that attempt to isolate why we “naturally” relate to phenomena the way we do — you can figure these things out by sitting around and thinking about it. You don’t need electrodes. Anyway, I’m not saying you’re wrong, but we can firmly believe today that buying shoes is like gathering tubers, and in the future people will be like “Oh yeah, right. That was back when people thought shoe shopping was like gathering tubers!”

Music: Jorge Ben :: Cowboy Jorge

Table of Contents

McSweeney’s has apparently gotten their hands on an early version of the table of contents for the iPhone manual.

VIII. Using the iPhone to manage your calendar

XV. Using the iPhone to better understand the coming synergies between Disney and Apple, and the fact that no conflicts involving the Sarbanes-Oxley Act will ensue

XXIV. How to change the iPhone’s battery

Music: Duckmandu :: California Über Alles

Google Inner Space

John Battelle speculates about another way Google could apply their Google Earth technology — imagine the vast libraries of electron microscope photography that’s been amassed in the fields of biology and physics, or all of the micro-camera footage captured by doctors traveling through patients’ blood streams and colons, being applied as a sort of MicroSpace or InnerSpace mapping service, allowing anyone anywhere to “fly” through the micro-world of virtually anything. It’s a fascinating idea.

Music: The Streets :: The Irony Of It All

2-QT. Beverage Container

Beverage Container

Awed to find my mother’s 1970 TUPPERWARE DEMONSTRATION GUIDE, which basically told everywoman exactly what to say at their Tupperware parties (Mom was a Tupperware Lady, and proud of it). I picture her holding up a specimen of the juice pitcher described below (which we actually lived with for 15 years), intermittently glancing down at the demonstration guide and reading off the text below verbatim. Actually she probably never read it verbatim, but dreams are free.

So much effort and energy into pushing the smallest of details, the subtlest nuances of happy homemaking. Almost inconceivable that anyone today could write such copy, or that audiences would gather to hear and appreciate it. Would love to show up at a poetry slam and read the first graf with unbounded passion.


2-QT. BEVERAGE CONTAINER

Goodbye drippy cartons! Farewell to heavy milk bottles! Happy leave-taking from worry and fret over chipped or broken drink containers! Welcome to Tupperware's lightweight, easy-to-carry Beverage Container ... and don't let the compact size fool you. It holds 2 quarts - a half gallon - and has a handle for easy carrying.

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Jacek Yerka

Yerka Amazing paintings by Polish surrealist Jacek Yerka. Somewhere between Dali, Botero, and a Monty Python collage. Can’t read the text on the site, and it seems that most other sites about him are in Polish as well, but no matter – these are delicious. Showed some to Miles and he laughed his head off.

Thanks Chris

Music: Hüsker Dü :: Punch Drunk

The YouTube of the Avant-Garde

Posted last year about the re-launch of UbuWeb, a 100% free repository of avant-garde and conceptual audio and video — concrete poetry, experimental sound works, obscure video. Now the site has “converted all of its rare and out-of-print film & video holdings to on-demand streaming formats a la YouTube … We offer over 300 films & videos from artists such as Vito Acconci, Pipilotti Rist, Jean Genet, The Cinema of Transgression, Richard Foreman, Shuji Terayama, Jack Smith, Carolee Schneeman, John Lennon and hundreds more.”

Unfortunately they don’t offer an “embed this video” option like YouTube does, but no matter – UbuWeb is performing an incredible service by presenting the content. Not all of it is great, but all of it is appreciated.

Thanks Jan Fex

Music: Steve Earle :: Ellis Unit One