McSweeney’s has apparently gotten their hands on an early version of the table of contents for the iPhone manual.
VIII. Using the iPhone to manage your calendar
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XV. Using the iPhone to better understand the coming synergies between Disney and Apple, and the fact that no conflicts involving the Sarbanes-Oxley Act will ensue
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XXIV. How to change the iPhone’s battery
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