I like the spams where they use banal or left-field subject lines to fool you into reading the spew. I’ve been saving some of them up. In the past week:
“Are you a junky?” = Viagra
“Do you want a bagel?” = Get plump, sexy lips in under 30 days
“Monotheism” = A harder, longer man-thing
“The pre-storm darkness” = Free cable TV
Dyslexic tendencies, sometimes with humorous consequences. Just scanning the spam box and saw one that I was sure read “Get hair on your own back!” Upon closer look, turned out to be: “Get your own hair back.”
Music: Steve Hillage :: Om Nama Shivaya
*laugh* I have to wonder if the hair growth drugs *wouldn’t* encourge the growth of body hair. I know there are differences in the hair follicles, and I don’t recall reading that in the long list of side effects for rogaine and its ilk, but I still wonder. The idea amuses me greatly, obviously.
-Jim