Protesting Censorware

Boycottsmartfilter In response to the banning of Boing-Boing by the not-so-SmartFilter, our own mneptok has created this little badge, designed to get us banned too. If enough legit sites can get themselves banned by these kinds of too-aggressive filters, sysadmins (and parents) who implement the filter may end up having to think twice about the risks of throwing out the baby with the bath water. Boing-Boing has posted the badge, encouraging wide circulation.

Update: mneptok’s badge/campaign was featured on Current TV.

Whale Falls and Mouthless Worms

Frankpressiworm Fascinating audio presentation by Marcia McNutt of the Monterey Bay Aquarium, comparing the challenges of undersea and outer space exploration. Making her point about how much incredibly surreal life still awaits discovery here on earth, McNutt described the (relatively) recent discovery of the Frankpressi worm, which has no mouth and no stomach. Found two miles undersea, the worm appears only during “whale falls” – when a whale corpse sinks to the bottom of the sea, delivering a 70-ton feast to the ocean floor. The worm attaches itself to the hull of the whale and grows “roots” which descend into the whale’s bone marrow, where they begin digesting food osmotically.

What really puzzled researchers was the fact that all of the worms appeared to be female — where were the males? Turns out the males live only inside the females. The males are tiny, yolk-like creatures that develop only to the point where they can produce sperm, at which point their growth is permanently stunted. Sounds familiar.

Music: Steve Hillage :: Fish Rising

Berkeley Webmaster Job Opp

Cavalry is on the way, and it could be you! I’m about to get some much-needed help at the J-School, to tackle some recently added large web projects (I can’t even handle the amount of work I’ve got, let alone take these new projects on). We’re officially looking for a second me!

The UC Berkeley Graduate School of Journalism is hiring a Web Producer/Webmaster to manage a pair of complex, multimedia web sites that will publish highly innovative reporting projects produced by a consortium of schools and foster the production of top quality online journalism.

Complete job description here; ping me if you have additional questions (but no breaks for friends or insider trading :)

Paraplegic Kitten

Storm of news over the past couple of weeks about the recent appearance of a pair of meek little proof-of-concept viruses for the Mac. It’s a news item not because the viruses are widespread, or because any noticeable damage is being done — it’s a news item because, until now, viruses for the Mac simply didn’t exist. Mac users have, perhaps foolishly, come to see their platform as a citadel of inherent security, leading to a common mindset that they can sit back and do nothing safely.

For Wired News, Leander Kahney writes Mac Attack a Load of Crap:

The smuggest of smug Mac users is right: the platform is more secure, and these new security threats are no more threatening than a paraplegic kitten. … Last month, there were four “massive” virus attacks on Windows, according to Commtouch, an antispam and antivirus vendor. Indeed, viruses are now so aggressive, they routinely outpace attempts by antivirus companies to distribute protective signatures. … These Mac “threats” are only news because of their novelty, not the threat level they pose.

Maybe, but once there’s a crack in the dyke, a village can flood pretty quick. For now, I’m with Kahney — I’m not installing any A/V software, nor am I suddenly regarding every email attachment or download as suspicious. But that could change.

In a way, this turn of events could become an acid test for the old argument about whether the Mac has been virus-free due to low marketshare or due to inherent security. If virus writers turn their attention to the Mac and go at it aggressively, the “low marketshare” part of the argument is mitigated, and we’ll be able to see whether the Mac really is inherently more secure.

Music: Burning Spear :: Jordan River

loadavg

Never build when you can buy snarg for free. Had been contemplating writing a tool to aggregate server load averages over time, so I could really nail our peak resource usage times. Today found and installed Doug Robbins’ loadavg – a PHP-based tool that does exactly that, and shows additional vital stats to boot. Dynamic displays looking back through time, clear visuals, exactly what I was looking for. Nice companion to the excellent vpsinfo.

Music: Siouxsie & the Banshees :: Hong Kong Garden

The Kindness of Strangers

On the train tonight, a snaggle-toothed, bedraggled crazy dude threw candy at me. Handfuls of hard, multi-colored candies, from about 10 feet away. Sat in a corner seat, grinning at me from behind aviator shades and a hat with dangling earflaps, as if Amelia Earhart had been a drunken, bearded, male bum, and also very generous with her candy. “You like these? Like these little guys? Want some more?” Then he’d stop throwing long enough to pop a few in his mouth. Could hear his teeth cracking on them from across the train. “Little blobs of joy in your mouth!” he said, and he’d reach into a crumpled paper bag and throw another handful. God knows where he got them all. And then he stopped. After an interlude: “Hey, you messed up? I’m messed up.” Well, now that was news. The funny thing was, he was so happy that I just couldn’t be mad. Annoyed, sure, but his ecstasy was kind of contagious.

Music: The Knickerbockers :: Lies

Google Toolbar for B’House

New link to the right (bottom): Add Birdhouse to Google Toolbar. If you have the toolbar installed, you can now search Birdhouse directly and also get quick access to new posts. Windows-only, until Goog releases versions for other OSes. Toolbar XML thanks to Niall Kennedy.

Thanks for the push on this, Colleen

Update: The toolbar is broken since moving from MT to WordPress recently.  I’ll update this again when I have a fix in place.

Music: eels :: Woman Driving, Man Sleeping

Seamless Gutters

Gutter Crease This winter has been an ongoing battle against under-house moisture and in-house mildew, in part due to the previous owner allowing gutters at a corner of the house to spill their load next to the foundation for years. We’ve been jamming on the beast, installing vapor barriers under the house, caulking baseboards and floor cracks, repainting closets with mildew-resistant paint, ripping out the strange 1940s built-in shoe racks that had warped and were letting in-wall air into the house… a brutal seek and destroy mission.

Fixed the corner gutter a long time ago, but gutters in general are slip-shod — four mismatched systems assembled over the years, held together with bailing wire and chewing gum. Finally decided it was time for new ones.

Gutter Dude claimed that his gutters were “seamless.” I wondered, since one length of the house is almost 60 ft., could they have a truck long enough to bring in seamless gutters? “We make them on the spot,” he claimed, “With your choice of paint already baked in.” Huh? Today it all made sense — they arrive with a trailer rig bearing a big roll of colored aluminum ribbon, and press it through a creasing machine to exact lengths. Simple and brilliant.

Music: Bettye Lavette :: How Am I Different