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“Erase the vision which has trashed this planet.”
– Michael Brownstein
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Music: 13th Floor Elevators :: Slip Inside This House
Hang ten bromar! Thanks for the Best Page in the Universe. It turns out that Lord of the Rings sucked because they stripped Gandalf of his pimp gear used Frodo instead of the umcompromising Lo Pan.