Yeti Crab Walks the Earth

Ga Hairy Lobster More than a mile down, hanging out near thermal vents off the coast of Easter Island, scientists have discovered a creature “so distinct from other species that they’ve created a new taxonomic family for it.” The “furry lobster,” which has pincer arms twice as long as its body and which has only vestigial membranes for eyes, may use its fur to trap bacteria, which it then consumes. Or maybe not. This kind of thing fills me with awe.

Mark Morford of the SF Chronicle:

Just look. Kiwa hirsuta is just a little bit mesmerizing, strange, stirs up something deep and potent. An eyeless, albino, crablike animal, sublime and magical and perfect in its alien weirdness … like something straight out of a medieval bestiary, a Sendak book, a Castaneda shaman’s peyote dream. It’s not a lobster. It’s not a crab. It’s not anything anyone really understands — and why is it covered in silky blond hair? They don’t know that, either. It just is. Just one of those things. Like why the whales sing. Like why some parrots can tell you who’s calling before you pick up the phone. Like the existence of dark matter. We just don’t know. And what’s more, the sheer volume, the breathtaking amount of information we don’t know is so mind-boggling and perspective-humping that you take one look at the Kiwa and only say, Hi again, wicked gorgeous unimaginable vastness of the universe.

Music: The Congos :: Fisherman

3 Replies to “Yeti Crab Walks the Earth”

  1. Far out!

    For once Morford doesn’t annoy me with his over-the-topness. He’s right on this time. That blonde hairy crab is *cool*.

    BoingBoing just posted a link to a craft page that explains how you can make your own Kiwa hirsuta plush toy.

    Me, I want a Kiwa hirsuta *costume*!

  2. Oops, forgot to post the Morford link; added. I know what you mean about Morford’s annoying over-the-topness, but I still read him because hey, it’s stimulating.

    That stuffed hirsuta is amazing. Just showed it and the pic of the hirsuta to Miles, who immediately wanted a plastic one for his animal collection. Explaning why it takes time for newly discovered species to make their way into childrens’ toy lines took some doing.

  3. my god, it’s almost an alien from other planet.
    It seems a mixture of a lobster and crab, truly amazing.
    I wonder how many more species in the world are not discovered yet.

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