A man entered the next bathroom stall over from me today. I heard him undo his belt, and the buckle hitting the floor. He grunted slightly as he squatted. A few seconds of silence, and then he said in a perfectly loud voice, unaware or uncaring that anyone else might be sharing the room with him, “Okaaayyyy…” as if he was sitting down to tackle the 1040 Short Form.
Music: Devendra Banhart :: This Is The Way