Amy and Miles were at the playground, where they met little Peter and his mother, a large Russian woman. As they were getting ready to go, Miles asked for his pacifier, and Amy gave it to him. The woman walked over to Miles, bent down to face him, and said in a thick Russian accent (you have to hear the accent in your head):
“Do not let me see you with that thing in your mouth. You are BIG MAN!”
Miles just turned two.