Me: Did you know Buddy Hackett died yesterday? I read in his obituary that he was born “Buddy Hacker.”
Wife: When I was a girl my dream husband was Gregory Peck.
Me: I’ll try to fulfill your ideals and be more Gregory Peck-like.
Wife: Not just Gregory Peck. Gregory Peck as Addicus Finch in “To Kill a Mockingbird.”
No problem, baby.