Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. … Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported this week that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word.
The AP story also reports that:
Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard. … Eventually, monkeys Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe and Rowan produced five pages of text, composed primarily of the letter S.
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somebody should get those monkeys a weblog!
Hey, I resemble that remark!
If you gave an infinite number of Shakespeares an infinite number of computers and keyboards, would they eventually pee all over them?