Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. … Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported this week that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word.
The AP story also reports that:
Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard. … Eventually, monkeys Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe and Rowan produced five pages of text, composed primarily of the letter S.