Oh boy… the rewards of a university career…
Since you’re all dying to know this, we’ve just received official word that if you work 25 years for U.C., you’ll get a paperweight in appreciation. 40 years and you get a pin with a diamond in it (clearly a holdover from the days when only women were “staff”). And if you retire after 20 years you get a bronze clock from Tiffany’s. Goals to work towards. Happy weekend.