Had so much fun playing Mad Libs as a child , diving headlong into surrealism and humor while learning the parts of speech. Thrilled to see Miles getting into Mad Libs now – we’re having a gas learning to tell our adverbs from our plural nouns. Loved the Nixon and other old-school political references in this one he completed today:
Ladies and gentlemen, on this
sleepy
occasion, it is a privilege to address such agassy
looking group ofbirds
. I can tell from yoursmiling
cars
that you will support mysassy
program in the coming election. I promise that, if elected, there will be amirror
in everytoothpaste
and twoleaves
in everygarage
. I want to warn you against mystinky
opponent Mr.Miles
. The man is acool
shoe
. He has aboastful
character and is workingvent
inglove
with the criminal element. If elected, I promise to eliminate vice. I will keep thesea turtles
off the city streets. I will keep crooks from dipping theirpencils
in the public till. I promise yourainy
government,clean
taxes, andrunny
schools.
If Miles runs on a platform solely to “keep the sea turtles” “off the public streets” and out of harm’s way during egg-hatching season —- I will totally vote for him!
Check out this monster that my parents watched lay her eggs last year —- and the eggs hatched on Christmas Eve!!
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(And one with beach chairs for scale)
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Amy
Miles says : “That’s awesome!!!” :)
The recent Tsunami put sea turtles in palm trees in Hawaii~so Miles’ Surrealist Party platform is quite practical as well!