Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

The 2002 results are in! My fave:

“The professor looked down at his new young lover, who rested fitfully, lashed as she was with duct tape to the side of his stolen hovercraft, her head lolling gently in the breeze, and as they soared over the buildings of downtown St. Paul to his secret lair he mused that she was much like a sweet ripe juicy peach, except for her not being a fuzzy three-inch sphere produced by a tree with pink blossoms and that she had internal organs and could talk.”

Ben Brown gets on board with the Switch campaign. “What am I going to do with a parallel port?”

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