What is it about romance novel cover art that makes it seem almost inherently laughable? Is it the airbrushed paintings of lust disguised as love, depicted through perpetually heaving chests (both male and female) on impossibly fit bodies? Or the dashing-but-flaccid titles that sound almost computer generated?
Longmire (“The Internet’s leading source of wasted pixels”) has spent many long hours re-inventing the romance novel (or at least the covers), with hilarious results. “Lord of the Hissy Fit” and “I’m About To Let One” top the charts.