Liberals Under My Bed

“… with the nation’s libraries and classrooms filled with overtly liberal children’s books advocating everything from gay marriage to marijuana use, kids everywhere are being deluged with left-wing propaganda.” So what we apparently need is a primer for children of conservatives. Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed:

This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.

Yep, that’s what we see at every turn — a deluge of left-wing propaganda. We’re swimming in it, apparently. Damn liberals and their damn broccoli.

2 Replies to “Liberals Under My Bed”

  1. I honestly thought that was going to be a link to someone taking the piss out off Republican paranoia. I can’t believe that is a real Amazon listing.

    I guess they need to get the “Everyone who doesn’t agree with you, is out to get you, WAH!” brainwashing started early.

  2. Though I have to admit that the book is in part meant as humor, and humor is good, and I reserve the right to appreciate humor pointed in the other direction, I’m still disturbed by the idea of indoctrinating children politically. Guidance yes, dogma no. It may be funny to parents, but to kids… it’s propaganda they’re not yet equipped to recognize as such.

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