Offending By Dazzling Light

The 2003 Worst Manual contest winners have been announced. Who among us haven’t encountered amazingly bad instructions? But this bad?

1. Be tights part E with part I together by fitting M. Also can be installation handle part J in this side.

2. Be tights part D with part H together by fitting M. Like a step No. 1. And may be installation handle in this side too.

Honorable mention went to a manual for assembly of a baby bed:

To protect baby’s eyes offending by dazzling light; To prevent baby from dust.

And so on. No wonder people don’t read Joyce anymore.

Music: Neil Young :: Rockin’ In The Free World

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